An old Norwegian fighter pilot was invited to speak at an English woman's club luncheon about his flying experiences during WWII.
"Und dere I vas at 4,000 ft... a Fokker in front of me, a Fokker in back of me, a Fokker above me!"
At this point, some of the ladies became nervous about his language. The chairperson lady then said, "Please don't be alarmed, Ladies. A Fokker is a type of German airplane... isn't that right, Mr.Olsen?"
"Yah, yah, dat is right, but these Fokkers vas flyin' Messerschmitts!"
