Dancing With The Stars (the men)

i apologize in advance for spelling errors, It's 4am and I've had some adult beverages.

okay ... so I wanna do a better blog when I wake up tomorrow, complete with pics and crap, but I'm watching the men dance right now online and I have to say that I do believe the winner this year will be a woman.

Penn Gillette wasn't too bad. A little stiff but he had fun and a great attitude so I really liked him!

Jason Taylor is SEXXXY!!! really good for being a defensive football player. I mean, I totally expected Emmitt and Jerry Rice to be able to move since it's part of their job, but JT is HOTTT.... just not sure he's hot enough. And I'm not a big fan of his partner Edyta (sorry Mr. B)

Cristian de la Fuente is also SEXXXY ... but sadly he shows that just because you're latino/a doesn't mean you can dance. He gave a good shot and he was better than Penn .... but not as good as JT imho.

Adam Corrolla was a frigging corpse dancing. seriously. I love him. The Man Show was pure genius and Lovelines with Dr. Drew is fabulous, but the man has a stick up his behind and the rhythm of the whitest man on the planet (sorry white men)

HOLY KAU!!! Did I say a woman would win? Yea ... I didn't see Mario and Karina yet. Just watched them and all i have to say is WOW!!! That was extremely sexy! Is Karina still dating mario Lopez? Cuz if she is I think he needs to watch out for the new Mario in town.

And finally Steve Guttenberg. My first impression ... how much frigging plastic surgery has he had? I barely recognized him. And his hands are HUUUUGE!!! But other than that he looked stupendous. Not as smooth as Mario or as dapper as JT, but not as horrid as poor Adam.

And can I say i'm so happy that they seem to be matching music better this season. Of course this is only the first show of the season.

And now I'm off to watch the women that I have recorded on the DVR.

xoxox