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10/16/05

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS FROM A PET'S POINT OF VIEW

My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful for me. Please think of this before you bring me home.
Teach me clearly and with patience. Remember that I don’t speak English. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, school, entertainment, and friends. I have only you.

Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don't understand your words, I understand your voice.

Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget.

Before you hit me, remember that I have jaws that could easily crush the bones in your hand, but that I choose not to bite you or hurt you.

Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, or lazy, ask yourself what might be bothering me. Perhaps I’m not getting the right food, I’ve been in the sun too long, my heart might be getting old and weak or perhaps I just don’t understand what you want.

Take good care of me when I am old. You will grow old, too.

Remember that I love you. Life is better because we have each other.

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