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Beer and Happy Brain Cells
Thanks Craig :)
As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

Goddess of the Night. Beautiful yet a strange
darkness and sadness lurk about you.


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Saturday Scruples! A game of moral dilemmas at VillaSantiago.com!

1.Playing golf, you hit the ball into the woods. Your partner isn't around. Do you place the ball on the fairway?

tempting as it is, no.

2>Your spouse has become a nervous wreck since s/he began trading stocks on the Internet. But s/he's made $10K in two months. Do you make him/her stop?

I don't MAKE him stop, but i explain the cons of the whole situation. i'd rather be where we are then way rich and have him screwy and stressed.

3.The only other person at the bus stop - a poorly dressed, overweight man - is crying. Do you express concern?

yes.because i would like to think someone would express concern if i were crying in a public place too

the friday five

1. What was the last song you heard?

03 bonnie n clyde by Jay Z and Beyonce

2. What were the last two movies you saw?

Half Past Dead and The Ring

3. What were the last three things you purchased?

stuff to make chili :p~ (that's more than 3 things)

4. What four things do you need to do this weekend?

do laundry, wash dishes, fix the car, go out with my hunnee

5. Who are the last five people you talked to?

online : fruit, JJenn, TJenn, pgp, booya . . . RL : mom, kevin, my sis, my cuz tre, kevin's mom

This-or-That Tuesday: as mentioned on Weblogs Central at MSNBC.com!

1. Soup or salad?
if it's a heaty soup, like clam chowder or beef barley, then soup, otherwise i take salad with french dressing

2. Hot or cold sandwiches?
usually hot, except for subway's veggie sub on parmesan oregano bread *yum*

3. White or whole wheat bread (or rye, etc)?
ummm . . . let's see . . . wheat toast in the morning, usually white bread at home, and other funky flavors when we go out (if i can) like the parmesan oregano at subway ;)

4. Pack a lunch for work/school, or buy it?
I usually don't work long enough to have lunch (max 4 hrs. a day), but i'd have to say buy it! (which is probably why i'm so poor)

5. If you eat out...fast-food chain, or mom & pop type place?
Preferably mom & pop type place, altho i usually just go to mickey d's or something cuz it's faster

6. Tuna or chicken salad?
awww man! no fair! it depends on the mood!. altho we made up an awesome chicken salad recipe which uses KFC & nopalitos *yum*

7. Cheese: Swiss or cheddar (or American, etc)?
pepper jack

8. Mustard or mayo?
DEFINITELY mustard!!!

9. Sandwiches: wrap/pita pocket, or regular bread/roll?
preferably a wrap or a pita, but at home, usually just regular

10. Sweet stuff: cookie/cake or fresh fruit?
Little debbie Fudge Rounds . . . yum!!!!